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What the Hell Happened?

They opened Pandora's shit-box and gave it a press secretary.

If you voted for Trump in 2016, I forgive you. If you voted for Trump in 2020, we need to talk.

If you voted for Trump in 2024, you're an asshole.

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Today in One Word

Vote!

The biggest voting bloc is not red or blue. It is the people who stayed home - not undecided, just unconvinced.

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Today in One Sentence

One clean read before the firehose gets loud again.

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Pump Check

National average vs. New Hampshire vs. Maine. The pump does not care about the press conference.

Cost of Normal

Official numbers from where normal life actually hurts: the cart, the mortgage quote, and the monthly bill pile.

The House Always Wins

Your money earns crumbs. Their money collects rent.

What They Pay You

Savings hover around 0.38%; interest checking around 0.07%. That is not passive income. That is a thank-you mint with a routing number.

FDIC national deposit rates

What They Charge You

Credit card rates sit in the low-20% range. When you need their money, suddenly everybody believes in market discipline.

FRED credit card rate data

Hourly word vomit from DOTUS

No translation. No dignity filter. Just the raw feed with the caps lock still warm.

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Today's Last Word

Vote!

Non-voters are the biggest bloc in the country. Unorganized, they are silence. Organized, they are the part of the math that makes everybody nervous.

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