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What the Hell Happened?

They opened Pandora's shit-box and gave it a press secretary.

Today in One Word

Vote!

The biggest voting bloc is not red or blue. It is the people who stayed home - not undecided, just unconvinced.

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Today in One Sentence

One clean read before the firehose gets loud again.

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Pump Check

National average vs. New Hampshire vs. Maine. The pump does not care about the press conference.

The Running Total

The total changes by the second. The pattern behind it changes much more slowly.

Hourly word vomit from DOTUS

No translation. No dignity filter. Just the raw feed with the caps lock still warm.

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Today's Last Word

Vote!

Non-voters are the biggest bloc in the country. Unorganized, they are silence. Organized, they are the part of the math that makes everybody nervous.

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